one time i went to see my grandma in the hospital when she was just waking up from surgery and the first thing she said (really feebly) was “neil… what does… your shirt say” and i had to say “skate and destroy” in front of the nurse and my whole family
guy:
one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald
when the whole squad ugly as shit
saw a shirtless cis dude on my dash and thought “wheres his top surgery scars?!” for a sec. im in deep yall
