komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

"Notice the people who are happy for your happiness, and sad for your sadness. They’re the ones who deserve special places in your heart."

this-sadness-is-killing-me:

my main question is has anyone ever fantasized about having sex with me

yea

empressmaude:

Next week: Jack Crawford arrests himself on suspicion of being the Chesapeake Ripper

seedy:

"she’s just playing hard to get" 

have u ever considered that maybe she just isnt interested ???¿¿¿

joincidence-with-a-c:

whyd you only reblog me when youre high

yanclere:

yanclere:

oh tumblr with your superlock and dr. natural and sherwho xD

image

oh boy

image

OH BOY

babyferaligator:

you can order 4,500 live ladybugs on amazon for less than $20 what a time to be alive